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IHTM: Birth Control Gave Me a Pulmonary Embolism 

Oh hey, that’s me!
 - Sarah
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Sometimes we're so cute, it needs to be documented.

  • Sarah: shayna
  • bring me more wine
  • it's rainy outside
  • but actually i also would like ice cream. those two desires combined may actually get me to the corner store.
  • Shayna: i just put on rain boots!
  • Sarah: omg so cute
  • SO CUTE!
  • where are you going
  • Shayna: nowhere
  • later i'm going to a show
  • but let's be honest
  • i'm wearing pajama pants, rain boots and knee socks at 630
  • Sarah: i love that your nights have "later"
  • i will be lucky if i'm still awake at 9
  • especially if i do go get more wine and ice cream
  • Shayna: you can come over here and do makeup!
  • i put on a different dress
  • this one is much shorter
  • apparently i've opted for short as i've gained rib size
  • Sarah: i'd fall asleep
  • and you'd be like, "there is a sarah in my bed"
  • "it's cute, but I have to go to a show"
  • Shayna: haha
  • no!
  • i'd be like "shhh! there's a sarah in my bed"
  • "her make up looks fucking awesome"
  • "breakfast tomorrow?"
  • high fives all around
  • Sarah: hahahaha
  • let's just pretend that's what happened anyway
  • Shayna: done!
  • that's the story
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on drake’s “the motto”.  

i’m at least a month behind on this (and let’s be honest, posting in general), but ho.ly. crap.  obv, drake driving around sf is enough to leave me twitterpated. but add e-40, fabby and weezy in what i think are neon green uggs?  mind = blown.  

not going to lie, when i first heard this song on the album, i was conflicted, but could at least appreciate his attempt at a new flow. however, when it hit kmel, i thought “man, if i was a bay area rapper i’d be so pissed, what with this kid from toronto stealing our* style and getting airtime.”  but the video, the shout out to mac dre (his mom?! gah, it kills), bay bridge, the amoeba drive by?  oh drizzy.  you do go on.  

not to mention, how did i miss that aventura line the first time around?  ay, papi.

*”our” ha, royal we.

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THANK GOD.

Jay-Z has already made some music with his newly born infant girl, Blue Ivy Carter.  Who is totally going to be my best friend, she just doesn’t know it yet.  

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I haven’t been posting much.  My bad.  But here, have my 500-word autobiography, written through the lens of all of the pets that I’ve had over the years.  For my creative writing class, we had to pick something that’s been a constant in our lives: I went with animals, but I totally could have gone with Taco Bell.

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i love miike snow.  i loved the self titled and i love this.  love love love.

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If JGL doesn’t turn out to be Robin in this movie, I will EAT MY HAT.  I will buy a hat, and then I will eat it.  A hat made out of cake.

If JGL doesn’t turn out to be Robin in this movie, I will EAT MY HAT.  I will buy a hat, and then I will eat it.  A hat made out of cake.

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*SNEAK PEEK* for Community 3.08, “Documentary Filmmaking Redux,” airing Nov. 17, 2011.

Watch Abed’s funny spin on Dean Pelton’s latest project.

SHOW YOUR SUPPORT, show NBC that the show has fans!  Watch Community this Thursday night at 8pm/7pm CST, and tell your friends to watch, too! 

Also, I have not seen Hearts of Darkness, but now I want to.  Thanks, Abed. 

(Source: nbc.com)

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HUNGER GAMES OFFICIAL TRAILER.

When Katniss screams, “I VOLUNTEER,” I get goosebumps.  Every time.

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Game of Thrones, Kanye, and Jay-Z? Yes, please.